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Post by Ella on Mar 3, 2006 19:11:01 GMT 10
Post all funny quotes from little britain. Try to make tham a bit less used than "I want that one". Cause we all remember that.
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Post by Bronte on Mar 3, 2006 19:21:55 GMT 10
Hulo. I would like to purchase a painting of a disappointed horse. ....
No not that one... that has an unmistakable glint of hope.
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Post by Ella on Mar 3, 2006 19:26:12 GMT 10
lol thats one's great. I'm glad he finally bought something.
"what are thir names?"
"Something really exotic like um ferrero, rocher and er twix"
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Post by spoongecake on Mar 3, 2006 19:32:13 GMT 10
"what are you think'in 'bout"
"eating a bag of chrisps"
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Post by Bronte on Mar 3, 2006 19:41:00 GMT 10
"You finished now? good. seeya uncle."
"How'd you get up there?" "I fell"
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Post by Ella on Mar 3, 2006 20:30:37 GMT 10
Marjorie Dawes: Now crisps are high in fat, but they're also low in protein and low in fibre! See, it's not all bad!
Pat: [Marjorie is orange from her holiday] A Satsuma.
Marjorie Dawes: Yeah, that's not really bad for you though, is it?
Pat: No, but it is orange
Mrs Teal: Oh, are you standing in the by election, Daffyd?
Daffyd: It's not just a bi election, it's for gays and straights too!
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Post by Bronte on Mar 3, 2006 20:35:31 GMT 10
HA!
Morning Davith!
I'm gay get over it!
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Post by Lil on Mar 3, 2006 21:51:35 GMT 10
why little britain? i mean no offence but there's little britain quotes and then there's coupling quotes.... i mean hello.
but keeping to topic... "what about a picture of displeased owl?"
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Post by spoongecake on Mar 4, 2006 12:00:36 GMT 10
Well I might say what about monty python, but I think more people would know Little brittan.
Yeah, but no but yeah but no....
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Post by Ella on Mar 4, 2006 15:32:35 GMT 10
"got another one - zooagram!"
"What's that?"
"i come in, bear with me....."
"Yes?"
"i just told you, i come in and There's a bear with me!"
I love that one
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Post by spoongecake on Mar 4, 2006 16:57:59 GMT 10
"look into my eyes not around thes into the eyes *click* your under"
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Post by Ella on Mar 4, 2006 17:53:12 GMT 10
"Do you wanna waddle back to your seat?"
Narrator: When people in Britain want to buy a pet, they go to a pet shop. If they want to buy a pet shop, they go to a pet shop shop. If they want to buy a pet shop shop, well, they're just being silly.
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Post by spoongecake on Mar 4, 2006 18:15:59 GMT 10
"I may be orange but you are something else"
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Post by zoe on Mar 4, 2006 18:34:48 GMT 10
prime minister: cna you do a favour sebastion
sebastion:what is it pm
pm:shred these files
seb:but you said you didnt no anything about theme pm
pm:i no i lied
seb: but but but i thought you were perfect
pm just glases at him
pm:so can you do it
seb sobbing then looks up and flicks his hair"only if you do a favour for me"
sees pm dusting shelves
seb: dont forget the bottem shelf
thats not really a quote tho
heres another sebation one
Sebastian (On hearing the PM's wife is pregnant): Very clever.
PM's wife: Excuse me?
Sebastian: What you've done, very clever...
PM's wife: I'm sorry?
Sebastian: Got yourself up the duff. What, did you say you were on the pill, you tricked him into it?
oh and this song frm dennis waterman
Mr MacBeff is a naughty man
Do do do do do
He's gone and killed another man
Do do do do do
I hath a good idea
Just thou keep me near
I'll be so good for the Scottish Play
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Post by spoongecake on Mar 4, 2006 18:48:14 GMT 10
Opposition leader: this news paper has a picture of the prime minister looking tired I think he is to tired to run for house.
The minister: um err
Sebastian flings the door open.
Sebastian: you a beautiful in every single way but words can bring you down oh no.
You are beautiful no matter what the say but words can bring you down.
Then he sings to opposition leader
"we are beautiful in every single way but words can bring us down oh no"
Sebastian walks out of room
opposition leader: Can you get him to work for us?
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