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Sept 22, 2005 10:50:39 GMT 10
Post by Lil on Sept 22, 2005 10:50:39 GMT 10
zoe's parties always supply lots of memories
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Sept 22, 2005 10:55:39 GMT 10
Post by Tasia on Sept 22, 2005 10:55:39 GMT 10
is this a joke?
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Sept 23, 2005 19:53:30 GMT 10
Post by Ella on Sept 23, 2005 19:53:30 GMT 10
A woman is in the shower, and her husband is on the toilet, when the doorbell rings. "Honey!" the husband calls out. "Can you get that?" So the wife gets out of the shower, wraps a towel around her and goes to the front door. She opens it, and the next-door neighbour Jim is waiting. Jim is stunned for a second to see her, dripping wet and naked except for the towel. "Drop the towel for a minute," Jim says, "And I'll give you $500." The woman considers for a second, before slipping the towel off and standing in the doorway naked. Jim ogles her for a minute, then gives her the money and leaves. When the woman goes back upstairs, her husband calls out from the toilet. "Honey, who was it?" "Only Jim from next-door," she replies. "Did he say anything about the $500 he owes me?"
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Sept 23, 2005 19:54:26 GMT 10
Post by Ella on Sept 23, 2005 19:54:26 GMT 10
Did you hear about the guy who drowned in a bowl of museli? He was pulled under by a strong currant....
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Sept 23, 2005 19:56:35 GMT 10
Post by Ella on Sept 23, 2005 19:56:35 GMT 10
Two men dressed in pilot's uniforms walk up the aisle of the airplane. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.
Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the thingypit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.
The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport territory. As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.
At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.
In the thingypit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, "You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die."
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Sept 23, 2005 20:17:59 GMT 10
Post by Lil on Sept 23, 2005 20:17:59 GMT 10
very funny ella. almost as good as my weekend joke (only almost)
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Sept 23, 2005 20:27:18 GMT 10
Post by Ella on Sept 23, 2005 20:27:18 GMT 10
Oh please. Ok, your weekend joke was funny the first time but not the 10th time.
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Sept 25, 2005 21:36:55 GMT 10
Post by Lil on Sept 25, 2005 21:36:55 GMT 10
alright then, did you hear about the book Over the Cliff by Willy Comeback
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Sept 25, 2005 22:17:37 GMT 10
Post by Ella on Sept 25, 2005 22:17:37 GMT 10
I dont get it (congratulations giggles, you have 100 posts)
Where does the king keep his armies? In his sleevies
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Sept 25, 2005 22:21:42 GMT 10
Post by Ella on Sept 25, 2005 22:21:42 GMT 10
what country is in the most danger? turkey cause it's right next to hungry!
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Sept 25, 2005 22:47:17 GMT 10
Post by Ella on Sept 25, 2005 22:47:17 GMT 10
what's the difference between michael jackson and a plastic bag?
one's made of plastic and is harmful to children and the other is used to carry groceries!
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Sept 26, 2005 22:11:46 GMT 10
Post by Ella on Sept 26, 2005 22:11:46 GMT 10
This may aswell be the ella thread but anyway im having fun
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead Why did the second money fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.
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Sept 27, 2005 16:52:16 GMT 10
Post by Lil on Sept 27, 2005 16:52:16 GMT 10
I dont get it (congratulations giggles, you have 100 posts) thankyou for congratulating me. because you did i will explain you joke you don't get. over a cliff is the name of the book by willy comeback (will he come back?) you see???
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Sept 27, 2005 17:02:35 GMT 10
Post by Bronte on Sept 27, 2005 17:02:35 GMT 10
what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"
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Sept 27, 2005 17:52:36 GMT 10
Post by Ella on Sept 27, 2005 17:52:36 GMT 10
that reminds me of that movie ' dude, where's my car ' Dude, where's my tractor?
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