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Dec 19, 2005 19:08:28 GMT 10
Post by spoongecake on Dec 19, 2005 19:08:28 GMT 10
Yeah that is a good joke. I think I have heard it before don't know were. I don't know many jokes.
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pluggest
Smarty
I WANT TO EAT ... in general
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Dec 22, 2005 9:20:25 GMT 10
Post by pluggest on Dec 22, 2005 9:20:25 GMT 10
I seem to laugh at the lamest jokes and ever time that someone says a joke that you have to think about I just stand the with a blank expression on my face just waiting for somthing to happen
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Dec 28, 2005 14:13:36 GMT 10
Post by Tasia on Dec 28, 2005 14:13:36 GMT 10
for christmas my mum got a T shirt with a picture of alice and the vicor from the vicor of dibly with alice saying "i dont get it" and the vicor saying "dont worry neither did jo"
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Jan 20, 2006 12:53:20 GMT 10
Post by spoongecake on Jan 20, 2006 12:53:20 GMT 10
Whos jo. I used to watch vicor of dibly but cant remember. I think we have talked about dad jokes but my dad always dose the same joke. I will say I'm hungry or I'm bored and he will say well nice to meet you hungry/bored.
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Jan 22, 2006 20:11:57 GMT 10
Post by Tasia on Jan 22, 2006 20:11:57 GMT 10
jo is my mum it was a joke, long story
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Jan 22, 2006 21:21:24 GMT 10
Post by Ella on Jan 22, 2006 21:21:24 GMT 10
My dad does that too, katie. Its so annoying. A few years ago if I would say "I feel like a <insert food>", Adam would say "you dont look like a <insert food>" Hope that all makes sense.
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Jan 22, 2006 21:49:47 GMT 10
Post by Lil on Jan 22, 2006 21:49:47 GMT 10
<insert food> lol
driving passed a grave yard "people are dying to get into there"
driving passed a grave yard again "that's the dead centre of town"
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Jan 23, 2006 17:35:28 GMT 10
Post by Bronte on Jan 23, 2006 17:35:28 GMT 10
gee you drive past alot of graveyards.
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Jan 24, 2006 15:01:44 GMT 10
Post by Tasia on Jan 24, 2006 15:01:44 GMT 10
aren't they usualy at a dead end?
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Feb 1, 2006 16:09:20 GMT 10
Post by Bronte on Feb 1, 2006 16:09:20 GMT 10
not nececeraly. (okay i can't spell that)
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Feb 1, 2006 17:47:58 GMT 10
Post by Lil on Feb 1, 2006 17:47:58 GMT 10
necessarily
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Feb 6, 2006 16:33:04 GMT 10
Post by Tasia on Feb 6, 2006 16:33:04 GMT 10
lo, grave yard dead end, oh never mind, it was a joke, which no one got hmp
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Feb 6, 2006 18:22:41 GMT 10
Post by Ella on Feb 6, 2006 18:22:41 GMT 10
I got the joke! It is hard to get some jokes when you read them though.
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Feb 6, 2006 18:26:51 GMT 10
Post by spoongecake on Feb 6, 2006 18:26:51 GMT 10
Memo to the Director: > > Subject: Letter of Recommendation > > > > Jane S., a chief sub editor and editor, can always be found > > hard at work in her cubicle. Jane works independently, without > > wasting company time talking to colleagues. She never > > thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and she always > > finishes given assignments on time. Often Jane takes extended > > measures to complete her work, sometimes skipping > > coffee breaks. She is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no > > vanity in spite of her high accomplishments and profound > > knowledge in her field. I firmly believe that Jane can be > > classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be > > dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Jane be > > promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be > > sent away as soon as possible. > > > > Project Leader > > > > ----------------------------------------------------------------- > > (Later that afternoon another memo was sent...) > > > > Memo to the Director: > > Subject: Letter of Recommendation > > > > Sorry about the earlier memo. > > Jane was looking over my shoulder as I wrote it. > > Kindly read every other line (i.e. 1, 3, 5, 7...) for my true > > assessment of her. > > > > Regards, > > Project Leader
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Feb 7, 2006 9:47:32 GMT 10
Post by Ella on Feb 7, 2006 9:47:32 GMT 10
Thats quite good, i dont think it is that funny but it is clever.
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