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Sept 30, 2005 19:53:46 GMT 10
Post by Lil on Sept 30, 2005 19:53:46 GMT 10
ok here's a joke my hair dresser told me (he's a bit insane)
what do you call a donkey three legs?
a wonky.
ha lol ha.. i bet ur all in stitches
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Sept 30, 2005 22:39:41 GMT 10
Post by Ella on Sept 30, 2005 22:39:41 GMT 10
No i cant say i am. I think i have heard that joke before. Who is your hairdresser?
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
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Oct 1, 2005 14:17:30 GMT 10
Post by Lil on Oct 1, 2005 14:17:30 GMT 10
yeah ur joke was so much better!!!
principal hair - his name is leo and he's actaully really annoying i don't think i'll go to him again.
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.
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Oct 1, 2005 18:56:35 GMT 10
Post by Ella on Oct 1, 2005 18:56:35 GMT 10
lol I love blonde jokes I think i have been to your hairdresser is it in augusta road?
this is a really stupid joke but : Two cows in a field. One says to the other, "So, what do you think of all this mad cow disease business?" The second cow replies, "Why should I care? I'm a tractor."
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Oct 1, 2005 21:55:13 GMT 10
Post by Lil on Oct 1, 2005 21:55:13 GMT 10
yep my hair dresser is in augusta road (i believe there is 3 haird dressers in augusta road but it's the one nearest my house next to greenway ave.)
Q1 How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's white-out on the screen. Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory? A: For throwing out the W's.
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Oct 1, 2005 22:14:26 GMT 10
Post by Ella on Oct 1, 2005 22:14:26 GMT 10
once again i love blonde jokes I think that hairdresser might be gay but its just a thought
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Oct 1, 2005 22:24:42 GMT 10
Post by Lil on Oct 1, 2005 22:24:42 GMT 10
he's married with kids but it's a possiblity.
he's annoying because he never shuts up and always cracks bad jokes
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Oct 1, 2005 22:38:16 GMT 10
Post by Ella on Oct 1, 2005 22:38:16 GMT 10
right.. well does he look gay to you because we might be thinking of completely diferent people
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Oct 1, 2005 22:42:42 GMT 10
Post by Lil on Oct 1, 2005 22:42:42 GMT 10
is he blonde (kind of very light and totally dyed colour) and well talks a lot?
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Oct 1, 2005 23:05:58 GMT 10
Post by Ella on Oct 1, 2005 23:05:58 GMT 10
yeah i think that sounds like the same one but i only went there once and it was like last year anyway back to the jokes A blonde walks into an appliance store and said to the salesman, " Sir I'd like to buy that t.v. ." He replied, "Sorry I don't sell to blondes."
She goes home and dyes her hair red and goes back the next day. "Sir I'd like to buy that t.v. " "Sorry I don't sell to blondes"
She goes home again and dyes her hair black and goes back the next day. "Sir I'd like to buy that t.v." "Sorry I don't sell to blondes" "Now how did you know i was a blonde?" she asked. "Because thats not a t.v. its a microwave."
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Oct 1, 2005 23:17:34 GMT 10
Post by Lil on Oct 1, 2005 23:17:34 GMT 10
i hav heard that joke 2 may times.
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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Oct 1, 2005 23:42:38 GMT 10
Post by Ella on Oct 1, 2005 23:42:38 GMT 10
lol thats a great joke
here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap." On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
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Oct 2, 2005 19:43:00 GMT 10
Post by Lil on Oct 2, 2005 19:43:00 GMT 10
that's just sad.
BLONDE JOKES
Q. How did the blonde try to kill the fish? A. She held it under water.
Q. How do you confuse a blonde? A. Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
Q. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A. Pregnant.
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Oct 3, 2005 10:23:21 GMT 10
Post by Bronte on Oct 3, 2005 10:23:21 GMT 10
a wonkey!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO! that's funny.
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Oct 3, 2005 10:36:20 GMT 10
Post by Tasia on Oct 3, 2005 10:36:20 GMT 10
SADDDDDD
There were 3 woman driving through the outback their car broke down they each took one thing The brunet took food so they wouldn't starve The redhead took water so they wouldn't die of dehidration and the blonde took the car door so she could wind down the window when she got hot
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